Giants Win, who cares about poker

For those of you who did care about the poker this weekend, i will write up the recap. After some worries about how many players would show up, eight poker players ponied up the thirty bucks along with myself and the cards where in the air.

The Poker
1st place - Russian Pete (beginners luck)
2nd place - Dom "Don't call me Bubble"
3rd - Brett (still no nickname, but 10 bucks richer)
Bubble - Jim (played well until the end, when it counts)
Notables
Jon Genius - Blows up with 3 5 , and gets snap called by pocket 3's
Andrew - Lots of chips early no chips late
Tattoo - first one out, but did deal well
Lou - he swings, he misses
Dean - not many cards, but he did catch an episode of The Hills that he missed

Highlight smack talk of the week
Andrew "who wants to make a bet that Jon G won't come into the top three places in the tournament"

Jon G "I'll bet that you don't get laid this week"

Andrew "I could get laid by making a phone call right now"

until next week

Old School Full Table

Last nights table was just about an exact copy from one of my tourney's from 3 or 4 years ago. The only difference was the location, however the players remained the same. The insults also remained the same, epithets such as "donkey", "dickweed", "mayor MacCheese", and "retard" were passed around the table like playing cards.

The level of poker play has also not changed from many players in all of these years. Some highlights of the tourney were as follows.

• Babak realized he was better off in traffic than at the table last night.
• Jon Genius is looking to have the King Seven of Hearts called the Guerrero hand.
• Dom got bubble boy and missed HBO entourage.
• Lou colon spilled more chips on floor than he actually ate.
• DT cant build chips, (if only you were rewarded 100 chips per insult)
• Tattoo makes his presence felt, not only with his poker, but also his new tattoos.
• Jim continues to be a lucky donkey and win the tourney.
• Andrew continues to be a regular tourney donk & gets dominated heads up for 2nd Place.
• Tom gets 3rd place and shows up late like Hellmuth.
• Bza Sr. needs a new nickname and new luck charm as he had some bad luck.

Until next time (check top right of website for date and list)

next tourney will be either no rebuy or one rebuy.

Open to suggestions to make our game better, also lets come up with a nickname for Brett Sr.

I think shakes might be a good name.